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Wearing a condom during anal sex can help prevent any accidental spillage. Besides the risk of pregnancy, anal sex is also a high-risk behavior for spreading many STDs. So wearing a condom is always a good idea. Just remember to use a new condom any time you switch from anal sex to vaginal sex.




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I once took a guy home with the intention of having my first ever one-night stand, but when we got into bed I realized I couldn't go through with it. It was a pretty awkward situation to be in considering I dragged this dude into the back of a cab in the middle of a blizzard, taking him all the way to Brooklyn even though he lived in Hell's Kitchen, and all the while I enumerated the various filthy ways I planned on riding him once we got home. Regardless, I am entitled to change my mind without exception. And change my mind I did.


I thought for a moment and responded, "I washed the sheets today. And if I jack you off now you're just going to get cum all over them." It was the lousiest excuse I'd ever made, but when someone you don't know or care about demands to be jacked off, you don't exactly put jacking them off at the top of your to-do list.


Where your dude likes to cum can tell you a lot about the kind of person he is. For instance, I'll Just Cum On Your Sheets And Pretend That I'm Going To Clean Them For You guy was the kind of dude who'd say anything to get off. One day it's "I'll wash your sheets," and the next day it's "I don't have herpes," or "I swear, she's not my girlfriend."


Gone are the days where everything you needed to know about a man was in his kiss. I'd venture to say that it's in his jizz, or more specifically, where he jizzes. Whether he's jacking himself off, you're jacking him off, you're screwing, or giving him a blow job, he's got to unload somewhere, so pay attention. You can never truly know a person until you know how they react under pressure.


Argh. This is the signature move of the kind of dude who has watched way too much porn. This guy is probably going to want to ram you into the ground like a tent peg, and I'll bet you five dollars he says something about your "wet cunt" while he's inside you. He probably sweats a lot too. Oh and he's going to tell all his buddies how he came all over your face.


I'm an advocate of the back/ass cum. It's kind of sexy, plus you probably won't have to deal with the dude's hilarious cum face. Back/ass come is perfect, unless the guy is a jerk who will only fuck you from behind, in which case, you either have the most amazing ass ever, or he just doesn't really like the look of your face. Or, it could be worse. He might not want to look you in the eye while he's sticking it in you, which is indicative of some pretty serious intimacy issues.


This is kind of like the back/ass cum but slightly more intimate because you're facing each other. Although if he cums on your tummy/hips after pulling out from sex it could just mean that he's lazy or too slow, which is chill if you dig easy going guys, but I prefer someone more decisive. I'd say this guy could be a stoner, or someone who hasn't had much sex and gets too excited and panics, resulting in more of an emergency cum than a sexy "ohhhh this is so filthy and awesome I'm cuming on my lady" cum.


If a guy comes on your inner thighs he probably played with matches when he was a kid. He's living on the edge. He most likely doesn't really want to get you pregnant if he really thinks about it. But he'll do it anyway for the thrill of taking it to the limit. Point Break is his favorite movie. In the Condom


This guy is face guy's cousin. He also watches too much porn. And maybe likes hip hop. He either refers to himself as or aspires to be a "baller." He secretly thinks that he's somewhat more chivalrous than face guy, but at the end of the day he's going to tell all his pals where he came too. And his friends will probably hit on you, so they can also cum on your tits. Watch out for weird food shit he's going to want to do like licking honey off your nipples because he saw that in a Dru Hill video.


Well, that's a bit polite then isn't it? This guy was either raised right or he has some strange hang ups about his cum. When it comes to talking about sex with his buds, he's the opposite of Face and Titty dudes. That is to say, he doesn't. He definitely never did that thing where a bunch of college bros all wank into the same cup, for instance. So he's probably paranoid that his cum is abnormal in some way, and you're going to gossip about it with your gal pals. That, or he's saving it all up as some kind of reserve for when the apocalypse comes and he has to single handedly repopulate the earth, in which case he's a forward thinker, and you should stick with him. Come to think about it, you ought to harvest an egg or two while you can.


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this question was kinda of asked by a guy who anals himself but:i was masturbating today while pooping. and without think i wiped of my sperm and then proceeded to wipe my butt. It it possible for me to get aids? i am just going into hs.Thanks Doc Frascino


Regarding HIV/AIDS, no matter what you do to yourself, you cannot give yourself an STD (sexually transmitted disease), including HIV/AIDS. STDs can be transmitted from one person who is infected with a germ (like HIV, syphilis or gonorrhea) if he has unsafe (no-condom) sex with another person who is not infected; hence, the clever name "sexually transmitted disease." I'll reprint below some information from the archives of this forum that further explains this concept. I'd also suggest you peruse the information on this site for additional basic information about STDs, including HIV/AIDS.


I am 22 years old. I have been masturbating since the age of 13. I never had sex with anyone.Could I have contracted HIV?Is is possible to get HIV through masturbating when i have small cut or wound on my penis


unwashed clothes (CAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF AN STD BY MASTURBATION) Apr 20, 2008what will happen if the clothes, blankets,etc.. are not washed after the ejaculation. is the semen left on the clothes and remained unwashed produces any infections


I am wondering do you need a condom if you masturbate with a pillow or a sheet.And tell me if im right STD is when you have unsafe sex not unsafe masturbation right? So basicaly if i don;t have sex (which i haven't) im not at risk of STD and You can't give yourself STD and not from a pillow!Please answer cuz im worried very worried infact scared!Thnx again c ya man ur the greatest!


"Do you need a condom if you masturbate with a pillow or a sheet"?????? Why do you ask? Are you worried you might get the pillow or sheet pregnant? Or perhaps you're worried that Mr. Pillow and Ms. Sheet are cheating on you with other horned-up hotties and therefore might transmit an STD. Dude, I know this may not be a topic covered in your home schooling or abstinence-only sex education course, so I'll try to help. As it turns out you're not the only one with these concerns. See below. (The answer to your question is included in the archival posts below.)


Is masturbation bad??? Are you kidding me? I think it's wonderful! Can it give you an STD? The answer is no! The more precise answer is hell no! See below. By the way, any chance you can convince your mom and dad to stop home schooling you and put you back into the public education system? With the soon-to-be President Obama, I'm quite confident we'll have a return of science-based, age-appropriate sex education to our schools. Until then, take a look around this Web site. You'll find all sorts of cool sex stuff to learn about, including how to properly use a condom and how to protect yourself from STDs, including HIV.


I've been humping a pillow to masturbate for years. But i had never thought to clean it or anything until a while ago..i'm just concerned that i could have gotten an infection or std from continuing to hump the same pillow without cleaning it in between. Thanks


You've been spunking the same pillow for years??? Dude, that pillow must resemble a glazed donut from Krispy Kreme by now. And most likely it's stiffer than your stiffy. But why are you worried about STDs? Do you think your pillow has been cheating on you by humping with other hotties? STDs are sexually transmitted diseases whereby an infected person transmits the disease to an uninfected person. So if you're the only one spunking Mr. Pillow, you've got nothing to worry about, OK? By the way, another of your home schooled buddies had a similar question. See below. 2ff7e9595c


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